i'm back, more obnoxious than ever

I know that is an extremely big-ass, obnoxious photo of myself at the top of the page, but until I find another one better than that, you're going to have to deal with it. I am so happy to finally be able to put an image in my header that I immediately slapped one up there with no regard for what the consequences were going to be. Oops.

I spent my summer doing three things: swimming, drinking, and revising my second novel (which now has a new tentative title). It was a good summer. More on that later when it's not damn near four in the morning Pacific time. Just enjoy the tacky picture for now.